Mitchionary - Part 2

STD = MTD

eg, “Round of applause for The Clap, the people’s MDT”

Glitch = Mitch

eg, “There’s a Mitch in the Matrix, he just Mitchty-nined Trinity”

Abercrombie & Mitch

eg, “Sweet Abercrombie & Mitch crop top babe” * Make a Mitch Foundation Platinum Sponsor

Stitch = Mitch

eg, “I got a mitch jogging to the kitchen”

Hitch = Mitch

eg “We’ve got a major mitch people, we’re out of brie and camembert”

Ditched = Mitched

eg, “He Mitched her for not Mitchty-nining on the first date”

Dr McDreamy = Dr McCreamy eg, “Dr McC I really don’t see how a breast massage will my sore throat, which I woke up from the anaesthetic with”

Mitchionary - 1st Edition

Dictionary = Mitchionary

Bitchin’ = Mitchin’ 

eg, “This party is Mitchin!”

Sixty nine = Mitchy-nine

eg, “I can’t think of a time I didn’t Mitchy-nine a girl”

*also known as the Mitchionary position

Transfixed = Transmitched

eg, “She couldn’t look away from his pear shaped figure. Her eyes were transmitched"

Pear-shaped = Mitch-shaped

eg, “That party was a freak fest. It went totally Mitch-shaped”

Mistake = Mitchstake

eg, “I won’t make that Mitchstake again”

Pitch-perfect = Mitch-perfect

eg, “He dominated that karaoke bar. His voice is Mtich-perfect”

Please feel free to ad your own. Hopefully this will one day be assembled in to a leather bound book that is worthy of Mitch.

Mitchspeare

Some people say that Shakespeare was the greatest ever writer of the English language. He has crafted some of the most enduring theater scripts ever written, and was so bad-ass with a quill in his hand that he coined many of the words that you and I use every day. Of all the ingenious words credited to Shakespeare, 'Table' is probably the most widely used, however the list runs long.

The Make a Mitch Foundation (MAMF) would like weigh in on centuries of academic debate and, with due respect, suggest otherwise. Firstly, Shakespeare was not named Mitch, or any form of the word Mitch, such as Mitchspeare, or Mitchiam Shakespeare. Secondly, despite the creation of many of our favourite words, such as 'pineapple', 'stapler', and 'nano-technology', Shakespeare missed a massive opportunity to immortalise himself by inventing the greatest word in our language, 'Mitch'.

In conclusion, Shakespeare; not bad, but certainly no Mitch.