Mitchionary - Part 2

STD = MTD

eg, “Round of applause for The Clap, the people’s MDT”

Glitch = Mitch

eg, “There’s a Mitch in the Matrix, he just Mitchty-nined Trinity”

Abercrombie & Mitch

eg, “Sweet Abercrombie & Mitch crop top babe” * Make a Mitch Foundation Platinum Sponsor

Stitch = Mitch

eg, “I got a mitch jogging to the kitchen”

Hitch = Mitch

eg “We’ve got a major mitch people, we’re out of brie and camembert”

Ditched = Mitched

eg, “He Mitched her for not Mitchty-nining on the first date”

Dr McDreamy = Dr McCreamy eg, “Dr McC I really don’t see how a breast massage will my sore throat, which I woke up from the anaesthetic with”

Mitchionary - 1st Edition

Dictionary = Mitchionary

Bitchin’ = Mitchin’ 

eg, “This party is Mitchin!”

Sixty nine = Mitchy-nine

eg, “I can’t think of a time I didn’t Mitchy-nine a girl”

*also known as the Mitchionary position

Transfixed = Transmitched

eg, “She couldn’t look away from his pear shaped figure. Her eyes were transmitched"

Pear-shaped = Mitch-shaped

eg, “That party was a freak fest. It went totally Mitch-shaped”

Mistake = Mitchstake

eg, “I won’t make that Mitchstake again”

Pitch-perfect = Mitch-perfect

eg, “He dominated that karaoke bar. His voice is Mtich-perfect”

Please feel free to ad your own. Hopefully this will one day be assembled in to a leather bound book that is worthy of Mitch.